I extend my gratitude for permitting my inclusion in an evening of such profound yet subdued import. Recognize that this feeling is intensely reciprocal—I, as well, shall retain it within my memory, with serene affection, for a protracted duration, Mami & Mamim.

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Looking back at last week, it’s honestly a miracle we weren’t blacklisted from the villa. Our staycation was less of a relaxing getaway and more of a beautifully chaotic fever dream.

​The highlight was definitely Five Stateʼs Anna staring at the door handle like it was a complex puzzle for ten minutes, while Vansentʼs Leesol spent the entire afternoon chasing Mertzlanʼs James and Nikolovichʼs Ryul around the pool over a stolen snack. It took just one "look" from Norburyʼs Jeemin to finally get them to sit still, though Luevineʼs NI-KI immediately ruined the peace by hiding everyone’s left shoe just because he could.

​Through all the madness, Ignisʼs Youngjae and Diemerʼs Danielle just sat there sipping their coffee, watching us like a live-action comedy show without saying a single word. ​It was so loud and messy. We definitely didnʼt get enough sleep, but I wouldn't trade these guys for anything. To more holidays weʼll barely survive.