DIARY OF THE HEFFLINS : A Page We Probably Shouldn't Post.
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Welcome to @TheHefflins’ a.k.a the place where everything technically makes sense but also kinda doesn’t.

📬: @HefflinsRobot x @HefflinsSFSBOT
🗂: @Hefflins

Feel free to stroll through the pages like you’re flipping the chaotic family’s notebook.
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ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤAND MAYBE
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ THE MOST BEAUTIFUL
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ THING IS THAT LOVE
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ㅤㅤCAN MAKE YOU MORE
ㅤㅤLIKE YOU’RE HOME.
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Unfold the portals of glee unto all who languish in sorrow. Yet, when we doth ope the gates to artful utterance, it beckons us to unveil inner sentiments and share voices unique. First consult the TAKEN LIST, that each note may find its rightful place in our harmony. We bid welcome those born between:

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ㅤㅤㅤ FIND YOUR SEAT.

1999 - 2002: ELDEST CHILD.
2003 - 2005: MIDDLE CHILD.
2006 - 2010: YOUNGEST SIBLING.
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Within these walls, tales softly be told, and light doth stream through window pane, a welcome warm. Here findeth hearts their ease, and kindred blooms in gentle wise—THIS BE NOT MERELY A HOUSE, BUT THE KINDLY HEARTBEAT OF HOME. 🍁
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ㅤBREAKING NEWS from the Hefflins’ Official
ㅤNeighborhood Disaster Journal (Vol. 27) 📑


Today is apparently that day of the month for these  totally-random but not-really-random neighbors such as @Exilerole, @MaisonDeMonroe, @AmphitriteCosmic, @TheSveic, @ElderOfBrume, and @Mondzelt.

ㅤ(‘📔 Nobody’s admit, but signs are there.
ㅤThe neighborhood cat’s hiding under the car,
ㅤand someone (you-know-who) slammed a door
ㅤso hard might traveled into another dimension.

So, in the spirit of family service, the Hefflins hereby announce a Monthly Mood Advisory. Anyway! happy mysterious monthly celebration to our beloved neighbors.

We are are watching from behind the curtains like it’s a live reality show, @TheHefflins. 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦
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@THEHEFFLINS FAMGUY LUCUUUUU IMUYYYY. Anaknya juga imup semua, kalian ini aktivis semua kah? Aku sering liat member kalian berkeliaran dimana mana, eh kok berkeliaran, apa namanya? Adalah pokoknya. Terus aku kalau liat famguy kalian, keingetan lagu Happy by Pharrel Williams. Litterally cocok banget sama soundnya yang tet tet terereret because i'm happy, soalnya keliatan sehappy virus itu vibesnya dan bikin semangat yeayyyy. Plisss eyecatching banget fmvnya (fyi aku nonton), dannnnnn aku suka banget ngestalknya ehehehhe♡
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Collab is calling...
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@KinOfGreesacht @StringOfScarvaine @GeislerVoyager @myldemoor @CampOfLachers @TheHefflins @HouseOfSteinwalds.
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Rejuvenated Dreamscape, Vacate
Devotion amidst 2nd of March.

Unfolding the murmuring conundrums, suffocated orchids within the realm of the dreadful house. Nearly frightening, frankly afore the shrieking lament. Drains the fletcher, permitting the agony to flee further into the teeming haze whereas each soul seeks after clemency, sensing the epitome of a blazing shudder throughout the swan’s flesh and spine. Therefore, shall the eternal solitude surround the vacant moreover pouring lake.
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