DIARY OF THE HEFFLINS : A Page We Probably Shouldn't Post.
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Welcome to @TheHefflins’ a.k.a the place where everything technically makes sense but also kinda doesn’t.

📬: @HefflinsRobot x @HefflinsSFSBOT
🗂: @Hefflins

Feel free to stroll through the pages like you’re flipping the chaotic family’s notebook.
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Forwarded from NOI LE MERFYN.
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    /  COME, DRAW NEAR AND  \
         HEED THIS HUMBLE CALL

We are no mere gathering of wandering souls, but a household stitched together by laughter, loyalty, and a fondness for harmless chaos. Here, thy quirks are not judged but celebrated, thy silence understood, and thy laughter cherished as treasure.

THE INAUGURAL HANDS 1980-1995
THE NAMES LONG HELD 1996-1999
「 THE FIRST REMEMBRANCE 2000-2004
THE PASSING BRANCHES 2005-2007
THE NEW-BLOOD PROMISES 2008-2010

Hello, Merfyn! I am (Name), bearing the (@ username), I come forth with (Muse Name) as my chosen muse, of the line (Muse Line). With a willing heart, I seek to be inscribed within thy honored household. Pray, grant me a place among thee and let me be counted as family. 

Kindly deliver your submission through @MerfynBot.

Furthermore, we humbly ask that you review the Taken List beforehand to ensure all details remain in proper order. Step within our circle, Noi Merfyn. Be counted among us, and in due time, be called family.
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Greesacht’s house turned into a full disaster zone after Greesacht’s Iroha invited Cherrilane’s Kya, Caelthwynn’s Seonghyeon, Morthen’s Ian, Mertzlan’s Seowon, Schröder’s Keonho, Wyrmharrow’s Keonho, Hefflin’s Ian, Altajne’s Juhoon, Velthrone’s Ian and Sjarn’s Louis for a sleepover. It started with slime experiments (Morthen’s Ian was way too invested), then somehow became a mini band session. Altajne’s Juhoon acted like a producer while messing with the guitar, Caelthwynn’s Seonghyeon and Hefflin’s Ian fought over the mic, and Schröder’s Keonho plus Wyrmharrow’s Keonho contributed nothing but chaotic background noise.

By midnight, Mertzlan’s Seowon was hugging a pillow like life support and Cherrilane’s Kya kept yawning while claiming she was “wide awake.” The boys were still screaming nonsense lyrics as Velthrone’s Ian calmly takes selfies in the middle of the chaos.

Fast forward to the morning, no one was able to wake up. Everyone was asleep in different positions, even Greesacht’s Iroha was completely gone. The only suspiciously functional human? Hefflin’s Ian. She was fully awake and serving face card in the early morning. Sjarn’s Louis managed to wake up too, but he was clearly buffering with his messy hair. The sleepover might be dangerously chaotic, but we will absolutely do it again.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ THE MOST BEAUTIFUL
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ㅤㅤCAN MAKE YOU MORE
ㅤㅤLIKE YOU’RE HOME.
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Unfold the portals of glee unto all who languish in sorrow. Yet, when we doth ope the gates to artful utterance, it beckons us to unveil inner sentiments and share voices unique. First consult the TAKEN LIST, that each note may find its rightful place in our harmony. We bid welcome those born between:

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ㅤㅤㅤ FIND YOUR SEAT.

1999 - 2002: ELDEST CHILD.
2003 - 2005: MIDDLE CHILD.
2006 - 2010: YOUNGEST SIBLING.
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Within these walls, tales softly be told, and light doth stream through window pane, a welcome warm. Here findeth hearts their ease, and kindred blooms in gentle wise—THIS BE NOT MERELY A HOUSE, BUT THE KINDLY HEARTBEAT OF HOME. 🍁
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ㅤBREAKING NEWS from the Hefflins’ Official
ㅤNeighborhood Disaster Journal (Vol. 27) 📑


Today is apparently that day of the month for these  totally-random but not-really-random neighbors such as @Exilerole, @MaisonDeMonroe, @AmphitriteCosmic, @TheSveic, @ElderOfBrume, and @Mondzelt.

ㅤ(‘📔 Nobody’s admit, but signs are there.
ㅤThe neighborhood cat’s hiding under the car,
ㅤand someone (you-know-who) slammed a door
ㅤso hard might traveled into another dimension.

So, in the spirit of family service, the Hefflins hereby announce a Monthly Mood Advisory. Anyway! happy mysterious monthly celebration to our beloved neighbors.

We are are watching from behind the curtains like it’s a live reality show, @TheHefflins. 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦
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@THEHEFFLINS FAMGUY LUCUUUUU IMUYYYY. Anaknya juga imup semua, kalian ini aktivis semua kah? Aku sering liat member kalian berkeliaran dimana mana, eh kok berkeliaran, apa namanya? Adalah pokoknya. Terus aku kalau liat famguy kalian, keingetan lagu Happy by Pharrel Williams. Litterally cocok banget sama soundnya yang tet tet terereret because i'm happy, soalnya keliatan sehappy virus itu vibesnya dan bikin semangat yeayyyy. Plisss eyecatching banget fmvnya (fyi aku nonton), dannnnnn aku suka banget ngestalknya ehehehhe♡
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Collab is calling...
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@KinOfGreesacht @StringOfScarvaine @GeislerVoyager @myldemoor @CampOfLachers @TheHefflins @HouseOfSteinwalds.
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Rejuvenated Dreamscape, Vacate
Devotion amidst 2nd of March.

Unfolding the murmuring conundrums, suffocated orchids within the realm of the dreadful house. Nearly frightening, frankly afore the shrieking lament. Drains the fletcher, permitting the agony to flee further into the teeming haze whereas each soul seeks after clemency, sensing the epitome of a blazing shudder throughout the swan’s flesh and spine. Therefore, shall the eternal solitude surround the vacant moreover pouring lake.