DIARY OF THE HEFFLINS : A Page We Probably Shouldn't Post.
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Welcome to @TheHefflins’ a.k.a the place where everything technically makes sense but also kinda doesn’t.

📬: @HefflinsRobot x @HefflinsSFSBOT
🗂: @Hefflins

Feel free to stroll through the pages like you’re flipping the chaotic family’s notebook.
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Forwarded from THE SCHMIDT: OPEN GATE!
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ㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ(01/03.) THE SCHMIDT
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ  OPENS IT'S GATES. 📰

In our quaint abode, nestled amidst the serene countryside, we extend an earnest entreaty for those yearning to join our intimate clan.
Our familial tapestry is woven with threads of mirth, integrity, and unwavering loyalty, where laughter resonates through the air like a melodious symphony.

ㅤㅤ  ‣ SEARCH FOR THOSE .. ♫

HEARTH'S ROOF: Father and Mother Figures
ㅤㅤㅤCERTAINLY NOTED: (80–95)
KIN OF THE EMBERS: Uncles and Aunts
ㅤㅤㅤCERTAINLY NOTED: (96–99)
PILLARS OF YOUTH: The Children
ㅤㅤㅤCERTAINLY NOTED: (00–09)

The familial tapestries of ours, Woven in resonance as we search for the newest critters to bring a sweet smile. 🪵🏡

Greetings, Schmidt! I am (NAME, @USERNAME), writing a letter to the cozy Schmidt Residence. A mere presence of the opening of your gates, I find a spark igniting in me to register as Schmidt's (MUSE, + LINE.). Thank you in advance, may your days stay warm.

ㅤㅤㅤ TIGHT—KNIT / @SCHMIDTSROBOT. 📮

Together, let us cultivate a sanctuary of warmth and affection, where laughter is abundant, and every member contributes their unique melody to our harmonious existence. The following residents are sleeping cozily at the bedroom, (TAKEN LIST.) The critters happily jump in glee as the bringing of new family comes, Can't wait to see you!

Warm hugs and plenty love,
@TheSchmidts.
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ㅤBREAKING NEWS from the Hefflins’ Official
ㅤNeighborhood Disaster Journal (Vol. 27) 📑


Today is apparently that day of the month for these  totally-random but not-really-random neighbors such as @TheDelaire, @Kheraeld, @DropTheScythe, @MontgoIfier, @CasaDeDiaz, @Leutwin, @the18reasons, @VerseOfArtists, @NUEILOFSCARS, @The18Aims, @Cherrilane, @HouseOfMirth, @TikeLune, @CasaLaDuvall, and @calmtochaos.

ㅤ(‘📔 Nobody’s admit, but signs are there.
ㅤThe neighborhood cat’s hiding under the car,
ㅤand someone (you-know-who) slammed a door
ㅤso hard might traveled into another dimension.

So, in the spirit of family service, the Hefflins hereby announce a Monthly Mood Advisory. Anyway! happy mysterious monthly celebration to our beloved neighbors.

We are are watching from behind the curtains like it’s a live reality show, @TheHefflins. 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦
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Happy mensive hefflins 🥰🥰🥰