DIARY OF THE HEFFLINS : A Page We Probably Shouldn't Post.
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Welcome to @TheHefflins’ a.k.a the place where everything technically makes sense but also kinda doesn’t.

📬: @HefflinsRobot x @HefflinsSFSBOT
🗂: @Hefflins

Feel free to stroll through the pages like you’re flipping the chaotic family’s notebook.
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ㅤBREAKING NEWS from the Hefflins’ Official
ㅤNeighborhood Disaster Journal (Vol. 27)
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Today is apparently that day of the month for these  totally-random but not-really-random neighbors such as @TheGritner, @Calsearth, @KinofGreesacht, @TheWonxy, @NoiMerfyn, @Hoonarchy, and @LouisSociety.

ㅤ(‘📔 Nobody’s admit, but signs are there.
ㅤThe neighborhood cat’s hiding under the car,
ㅤand someone (you-know-who) slammed a door
ㅤso hard might traveled into another dimension.

So, in the spirit of family service, the Hefflins hereby announce a Monthly Mood Advisory. Anyway! happy mysterious monthly celebration to our beloved neighbors.

We are are watching from behind the curtains like it’s a live reality show, @TheHefflins. 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦
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Parisian breakfast with the loudest person I know. Typical Hefflin's Taesan ordered everything on the menu just to take a bite of Mertzlan’s Woonhak food. Spent the whole morning talking about nothing and everything. My stomach is full, but my wallet is empty (because he make me pay).

We spent the entire morning tucked away in this little corner, losing track of time while talking about everything from our biggest dreams to the most random nonsense. Watching him get excited over a simple waffle while the Parisian sun hits the table.
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𝓜auve light tinted through the crevice, favoring dearest beholder before a sojourn to sweet-tasting factory. Once in a lifetime savoir-faire we present, makes headway and wind up at fleecy mist. Calling upon forlorn society, soon-to-be dearly loved by us @HouseOfDulcia. We beseech you to enlist in our OPEN GATES soiree, hosted solely for living souls, regard our definite clause:

︎︎︎︎︎︎ㅤㅤ.𖥔 PARENTS FIGURE 1980-1994
ㅤㅤ.𖥔 OLDEST FIGURE 1995-1999
ㅤㅤ.𖥔 ELDEST FIGURE 2000-2003
ㅤㅤ.𖥔 MIDDLE FIGURE 2004-2006
ㅤㅤ.𖥔 YOUNGEST FIGURE 2007-2011

Ahead of sending admission, do keep tabs on our taken list first. Mail us @dulciabot with:

Good day, Dulce! Herewith I (your name) as (your muse) would love to have a hand in your humble abode goings-on. Heartfelt wishes under @username yours truly. Forever grateful for the chance I have obtained. Much obliged! 💌


Should this blessing divinity reach you, finely wrapped in long-lasting suavity like piece of sugar candy. Hatch to our chateau would declare the blithesome merry inside! 🩷
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Do you like my pinkeupinkeu haair heffieess? ><
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Forwarded from NOI LE MERFYN.
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    /  COME, DRAW NEAR AND  \
         HEED THIS HUMBLE CALL

We are no mere gathering of wandering souls, but a household stitched together by laughter, loyalty, and a fondness for harmless chaos. Here, thy quirks are not judged but celebrated, thy silence understood, and thy laughter cherished as treasure.

THE INAUGURAL HANDS 1980-1995
THE NAMES LONG HELD 1996-1999
「 THE FIRST REMEMBRANCE 2000-2004
THE PASSING BRANCHES 2005-2007
THE NEW-BLOOD PROMISES 2008-2010

Hello, Merfyn! I am (Name), bearing the (@ username), I come forth with (Muse Name) as my chosen muse, of the line (Muse Line). With a willing heart, I seek to be inscribed within thy honored household. Pray, grant me a place among thee and let me be counted as family. 

Kindly deliver your submission through @MerfynBot.

Furthermore, we humbly ask that you review the Taken List beforehand to ensure all details remain in proper order. Step within our circle, Noi Merfyn. Be counted among us, and in due time, be called family.
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