info sparing, sjarnies 😏

I was sinking into the couch in my oversized hoodie, fully in my quiet, don’t-disturb-me mood, when Yuha suddenly appeared in front of me holding two tops—soft florals in one hand and pink stripes in the other—asking, “Which one looks better?” like it was a life-or-death decision.

I adjusted my glasses, studied both for a solid five seconds as if it were critical, and said, “Honestly? They look kind of the same.” She immediately replied, “That’s exactly why I can’t trust your opinion,” yet somehow stayed there debating for another ten minutes, turning me into the most reluctant fashion consultant in the house while making sure I took the job seriously.

Lo liat siapa? eyes on me baby. lo liat siapa sih? kenapa cowo tuh ganteng? jacket nya cantik? liat sayang liat aku. Look at me. gausah deh liat tu cowo ada apa sih sama dia? rambutnya two block doang. aku juga bisa bikin wolf cut + two block. kenapa matanya warna hazel? liat mataku. lo ini ya ... gimana ya, maybe some pengajaran? buat kamu doang cantik..lo liat tu cowo dengan romantic tone. eyes on me baby. your eyes never lie. kamu bilang gapapa? gapapa APANYA?! lo luat dia dengan tone romantis lagi. kenapa suka sama dia? bilang! kenapa nangis? ini di restoran sayang. gausah nangis jelek muka lo. gw ga suka liat istri gw nangis mukanya jadi jelek. gw ngambek dikit nangis kenapa sih lo? you want mu attention? your mine honey you mine and mine no one else.

sjarnies pilih mau jeruk atau mau kerupuk love :3

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sjarnies! happy sundaaay ♡

sjarnies, don’t forget to touch grass! =P