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Yesterday, we got a zoo ticket deal, buy 1, get 2 free basically like those budget sachet coffee promos. So of course we went, especially at this point of the month when everyone's broke. Our snack money? Let's just say we occasionally go treasure hunting between sidewalk cracks. It was absolutely hilarious when Marélique's Daniela took a picture with a goat and genuinely thought it was a dragon. She asked, "Why isn't this dragon breathing fire?" Ah, she was probably still mourning her dead TikTok streak.
‎Then there was Mills's Seoyoon, taking pictures of a cow like she'd just discovered a rare creature. To be fair, she only sees pigeons and sparrows around her place. She's even won several bird-singing contests, so she was completely fascinated by the beautiful sound of a cow going "moo." And then there's Liesbon's Ian. She was in her adventurous era and somehow thought riding a whale would be no different from riding a horse. Needless to say, she ended up swallowing enough sand to build a small castle. We treated her afterwards by feeding her Mie Gacoan level 8, because apparently that's what good friends do.