THE SCHMIDT.
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”Family ties in the abode, harmonious laughter resonate,” blending with the chirping birds and leaves. A sense of warmth part of its belonging, Schmidt. ♥️

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aku tuh kadang suka mikir, kenapa Tuhan nyiptain kalian secakep ini? maksud aku, ini udah bukan level cakep standar famguy biasa lagi, ini udah masuk ke ranah mitos. Kalau ada kompetisi “cakep nasional,” kalian sih daftarnya langsung lewat jalur undangan. kalian jalan dikit aja, kaca spion motor liatin kalian. jendela mobil tiba-tiba ngembun sendiri saking terpesonanya. bahkan CCTV minimarket pun suka zoom-in waktu kalian lewat. kalian ngaca, yang kalian liat bukan cermin, tapi harapan umat manusia. kalian senyum, bukan buat gaya, tp buat ngasih cahaya buat dunia. kalian lewat depan cewek-cewek? auto pura-pura jatuhin sesuatu biar bisa nengok ke kalian dua kali. kalian duduk diem aja, tiba-tiba ada notifikasi: “kalian terlalu cakep untuk berada di tempat umum.” kadang aku mikir, kenapa orang-orang panik kalo deket kalian? ternyata karena aura kecakepan kalian bikin mereka ngerasa insecure. dan jujur, aku ngerti. cakep itu bukan cuma muka, bro. tapi attitude, style, vibe, semua nyatu jadi satu paket bernama: @TheSchmidts. gak semua orang bisa punya itu. kalian bangun tidur aja, muka udah kayak iklan skincare. belum cuci muka, belum gosok gigi, tapi aura good looking udah nembus langit-langit kamar. orang lain butuh filter buat keliatan cakep, kalian malah butuh filter biar gak terlalu silau diliat. sumpah deh, itu muka tuh kadang menyusahkan juga. mau jujur? aku bosen banget denher“ih, schmidt cakep banget sih.” aku sampe mikir, ini hidup kalian atau drama korea? jadi ya, kalo aku liat kalian terlalu percaya diri, itu bukan karena sok. emang kalian secakep itu. ini bukan kepercayaan diri biasa, ini udah masuk ke tahap akreditasi internasional. kalian gak cuma pede, kalian adalah definisi dari percaya diri. cakep bukan pilihan, bro. tapi takdir. dan takdir kalian emang beda dari manusia biasa.
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lo liat siapa? eyes on me baby. lo liat siapa sih? kenapa cowo tuh ganteng? jacket nya cantik? liat sayang liat aku. Look at me, @theschmidts. gausah deh liat tu cowo ada apa sih sama dia? rambutnya two block doang. aku juga bisa bikin wolf cut + two block. kenapa matanya warna hazel? liat mataku. lo ini ya ... gimana ya, maybe some pengajaran? buat kamu doang cantik..lo liat tu cowo dengan romantic tone. eyes on me baby. your eyes never lie. kamu bilang gapapa? gapapa APANYA?! lo luat dia dengan tone romantis lagi. kenapa suka sama dia? bilang! kenapa nangis? ini di restoran sayang. gausah nangis jelek muka lo. gw ga suka liat istri gw nangis mukanya jadi jelek. gw ngambek dikit nangis kenapa sih lo? you want mu attention? bisa ga sih tapi ga sekrang. sekrang kita pulang ke rumah trus kamu hrus get ready ya..kamu yau lah ya..get ready to scream my name, begging, crying. only for this night you say? maybe more than one night baby. i will make your eyes only on me. your mine honey you mine and mine no one else.
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Can you smell freshness in the air today? It's a sunny daylight in the countryside. 

As the sun rises on another beautiful day, let's cherish the simple pleasures—whether it's nurturing our garden or sharing smiles in our inviting kitchen. The Schmidt's oakfields extend a hearty welcome to our furry friends @TheReedwart @Nooity @ThePicknRoll @Dazesix @Hoonolic @TheGeldart @TheHeike @Ruthernox @Logiarty @CastleOfEryndor @AttireByKlein @ZeroFusion @TheEnverious @Callogy @SolvaneRealm @Kiiivory @StringOfScarvaine @HouseOfThimblea @Bellinors to enjoy a mensiversary of peace and abundance with us. May our homestead resonate with the echoes of our tender bonds, amidst livestock grazing, gardens flourishing, and the homely scents of fresh, homegrown fare wafting through our kitchen. Let love and togetherness fill this day!

Sending warm hugs,
The Schmidt Family.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤAZURE BUBBLE-HYMN OF THE
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Come, let us dive into the cerulean deep, each heartbeat earns a bubble that's rising slowly, carrying wishes born of salt and light. And let the ageless sea celebrate you, Sion.
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