The porch smells sweeter than usual today. Big Momma’s been in the kitchen since morning. Making more pies than usual—because somehow, the table feels like it can hold more people.

Our door is finally open for new faces to join!

Everything is in place, all you have to do is check the taken seats then complete the form below:

Greetings! The smell of Big Momma’s pie led me here. I’m [MUSE & USERNAME]. I’d like to toss my chance and become part of the family. If there’s a room, please let me know how to move forward from here. Thank you.

You may send it to
@DanveryBot.

The lights are on, the table is prepared, and the seats are waiting to be filled. All that’s missing now is you—to take your place in this home. So, what are you waiting for? Come home. ♥️
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Meirhärt’s Cortis comeback is already out. Set your time to watch ‘TNT’ 🧨

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MISSION STATUS: IN PROGRESS..
“RECRUITMENT OF AGENTS CLARK.”

Eventide dawned alongside ponderous thunderstorm. Assemblage agents threshed refurbish networks that wuz unexpectedly outmaneuvered. Paramount and sacrosanct documents were irrecoverable. Onslaught paralyzing and omnishambles ensued. Forthwith, promulgated commandment hereabouts newfound mission deemed crucial and demand accomplished. Headhunting for trustworthy and true-hearted agents earshot beyond the hidden internet.

⎉ Main Level Agents:
Guardian Line, 1980-1999.
⎉ First Level Agents:
Oldest Line, 2000-2003.
⎉ Second Level Agents:
Middle Line, 2004-2006.
⎉ Third Level Agents:
Youngest Line, 2007-2013.

Hail and well met, fellow agents of C.L.A.R.K. I, [Your Name and Username], portraying [Your Muse and Year of Born], am prepared to dispatch and ascend meself towards confidential odyssey with The Clarkinside. 

Enlightening trueness, deciphering paradoxes, and aggrandize imperishable liaisons with other agents whom poised become your abode. Bear in mind to reexamine the vacant space for yours hither: CLARKINSIDE’S AGENT LIST. Hence, your notable mission awaiting your appearance at @CASA_Robot.

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hiho, meirs! :3