kadang tuh ya, aku bener-bener mikir, “kok aku cantik banget sih?” bukan soal narsis atau overpede, tapi ini tuh murni hasil pengamatan jujur dari berbagai sudut pandang dari kaca kamar, kamera HP, bahkan pantulan air di galon. aku ngeliat diri aku sendiri dan ngerasa, "wah, ini sih bukan manusia biasa, ini mah karakter utama." orang-orang skincare-an 10 step, aku cuma cuci muka pake sabun batang, tapi tetap dilabelin “glowing natural.” dunia ini emang gak adil… buat orang lain. aku tuh bahkan pernah mikir, kayaknya Tuhan pas nyiptain akj lagi semangat-semangatnya. semua fitur disatuin jadi satu: alis tebel natural, mata tajam tapi adem, senyum tipis yang bisa jadi senjata, plus pipi dikit chubby biar kesannya gak terlalu galak. udah kayak karakter utama di dunia yang di label in "si cantik dan kharismatik." alias siapa yang mau rambutnya dikeringin sama hutchinson’s wonyoung 🌝💛

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Hello Hutch and Mevys! Today, I, Hutchinson's Seoah and Melvnoir's Sohyun spent our afternoon at a cozy little café. We actually didn't plan anything, just enjoyed our afternoon as time went by. I had my new digicam out the whole time, still getting used to it. Melvnoir's Sohyun didn't really mind, she just kept laughing because I kept taking a blurry picture of her, but in the end, somehow, she liked one of the pictures that I took from my digicam and another one from her own phone.
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