Today I, Eldraeth's Jay was baking cookie with Ghislaine's Leehan, and honestly, the kitchen barely survived. I had just turned on the mixer when he suddenly yelled, “EH ITU CEPEEET BANGET!”, and flour exploded everywhere like it was trying to escape.

Then he tried kneading the dough, acting all confident with, “aku pro nih,” but the dough glued itself to his hands like it had trust issues. I just looked at him and said, “Bro… itu bukan teknik, itu tragedi.”

The first cookies came out looking like a confused amoeba, so we just stared at it in silence before he said, “udah ulang aja.”

So we did. We made another batch-less chaos, more actual technique.. and finally, the second one came out looking like real cookies. He raised his hands and yelled, “AKHIRNYAAA BERHASIL!” while I just tried not to laugh at how dramatic he was.

At least the kitchen didn’t explode by the great hand of Eldraeth's Jay and Ghislaine's Leehan. Victory.