hi douchy! today i went to the grocery shop to bought some cookies and ice cream. i feel very happy today because i got 50% discount from the grocery, so i bought 10 cookies and ice cream. who want some?

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ㅤㅤ 🕵🏻‍♀️: UNCOVERING ⌁
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Yet.. another new case has been disclosed. No criminal act, no candidates, just a wave-like effect on the chronological order unmistakably obvious to ignore. Chronicles of warmth, subtle smiles and digital traces of affection have led us here. The whole of the clues lead to one presence: 𝗬𝗢𝗢𝗡 𝗝𝗜𝗬𝗢𝗢𝗡.

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ███████ 100%

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The memory data is encrypted, her plan u̶n̶k̶n̶o̶w̶n̶. Yet one issue is clear this scenario is as case worth observing 🔍.

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𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐏𝐇
Printed in: Bernese Oberland, Sunday, the 13th of July, 2025. 
Notice: The Season of Return is Upon Us
Current Chapter: Welcoming Those Who Long Gently

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A gentle bloom of winter lays across the Oberland, tender upon our windowpane. Beneath the hush of snowfall and gleaming rooftops, We send our warmth to those whose presence once graced our hearth—and to those whose names may yet be written into the folds of our family.

Passage is open to the following hearts:
✧ The Warmth of Mother’s Embrace. (1980–1990)
  ✧ The Gentle Northwinds, Uncles. (1993–1998)
  ✧ The Lightbearers, Childrens. (2000–2010)

If your heart has wandered long enough, and your name still lingers, we welcome your return through @EdurneBot with the format:

Salutations from the Heart of Winter. I, (name + muse + year of birth) and @username, with a frost-kissed soul and a willing heart, yearn to be a smither of Edurne’s warmth. May my return fall kindly among the snow.

Wo der Schnee deinen Namen trägt, Edurne Familie.
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Jadi di kantor ada pegawai baru pindahan dari ohio, awalnya biasa aja, terus lihat mejanya ada figur2 skibidi toilet, iseng tanya ternyata abangnya, Doucheron’s Jay emang maniak skibidi toilet, Yodah mumpung ada yg demen skibidi toilet juga kan ya ngajakin ngerizz, untung kadang spoiler skibidi suka lewat di ohio jadi masih bisa ngomong, pas juga dulu 2017 ke ohio sempat mampir ke skibidi cafe jadi bisa jadi bahan rizz2an. Sejak hari itu abangnya klo manggil aku Doucheron’s Jungwon mesti Toilet-san, katanya "iya kan masnya Gyat, Mewing, Kai cenat, Rizzler, terus sigma juga Mirip ama Toilet-san" (not my rizz okay σ_σ) ya aku emang sering bantuin abangnya benerin toilet ama fmnya, kadang beliin pizza juga so i can understand the Gyatt. Terus kan minggu ini ada movie Skibidi tayang, tau2 abangnya nyeletuk "eh iya udah tayang, tapi aku loh klo lihat film ini mesti gangnam sendiri", ya karena aku bukan Kai cenat, Fm tax protagonist, paham rizznya karena kemaren2 skibidi jadi ya sekalian lah biar ga ohio.
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. morning, douchy’s! >//< 💖🧸🍽🐰🧁🐩📓