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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ✶་ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝓣𝗵𝗲
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝓢𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗼𝘄 𝓐𝗰𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗺𝘆
ㅤㅤGreetings, brethren and fellow anomalies.
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤThe Recruitment Decree

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ  We broadcast these tidings and
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ  send our warmest regards to all
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ  weary travelers.

We, @TheSchroder, are unsealing our gates for the second time, seeking new recruits to occupy the void and liven up the lonely souls drifting through this grim and harrowing reality.

Before you leap through the portal, ensure your designation hasn't already been claimed on our Taken List.

We summon souls across the timeline:

જ 🦹🏻‍♀️   The Vanguards (Oldest): 1998–2003
🦹🏻.      The Intermediates (Middle): 2004–2007
જ 🦹🏻‍♂️   The Neophytes (Youngest): 2008–2011

📩 Transmission Format
Dispatch your credentials to @SchroderBot using the official format below:

My warmest salutations. I am [Name], manifesting through the visage of [Muse]. I was birthed from the unknown, emerging into a world that roared in celebration during the year [Birth Year]. I pledge to stand amidst the impending apocalypse, fighting alongside this found family bound by our own collective delusions.

We send our utmost respect. This is the final transmission you shall receive. Tick tock. 🚪