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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤThe Recruitment Decree

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ  We broadcast these tidings and
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ  send our warmest regards to all
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ  weary travelers.

We, @TheSchroder, are unsealing our gates for the second time, seeking new recruits to occupy the void and liven up the lonely souls drifting through this grim and harrowing reality.

Before you leap through the portal, ensure your designation hasn't already been claimed on our Taken List.

We summon souls across the timeline:

જ 🦹🏻‍♀️   The Vanguards (Oldest): 1998–2003
🦹🏻.      The Intermediates (Middle): 2004–2007
જ 🦹🏻‍♂️   The Neophytes (Youngest): 2008–2011

📩 Transmission Format
Dispatch your credentials to @SchroderBot using the official format below:

My warmest salutations. I am [Name + @username], manifesting through the visage of [Muse]. I was birthed from the unknown, emerging into a world that roared in celebration during the year [Birth Year]. I pledge to stand amidst the impending apocalypse, fighting alongside this found family bound by our own collective delusions.

We send our utmost respect. This is the final transmission you shall receive. Tick tock. 🚪

would you ignore this pretty thing? ♥️

Selamat malam Lethers! Jadi Soobin dan Minju beneran lagi gabut tingkat nasional sampai niat membuktikan gosip dari Jay soal poci gelantungan dan keranda terbang yang transit di genteng tetangga. Berbekal senter, jaket, sampai climbing helmet, mereka nekat uji nyali ke gang sebelah kiri yang terkenal gelap dan serem.

Pas sampai depan gang, mereka langsung merinding, gemeteran, dan kedinginan. Padahal baru sampai depan, tapi udah saling peluk saking takutnya. Karena nggak kuat dan hampir ngompol, mereka akhirnya menyerah dan nelpon Jay buat jemput, bahkan minta dibawain celana ganti buat jaga-jaga.

Sesampainya Jay di sana, dia cuma bisa ketawa ngeliat kakak-adiknya pucat pasi di pos satpam. Rencana membuktikan poci dan keranda terbang gagal total karena mereka keburu cemen. Kapok deh nggak mau sok berani lagi, mending lain kali cari kuda bersayap aja. Makasih udah luangin waktu baca kisah horor ini, semoga kalian nggak ikutan ngompol ya Lethers! Sekian.

To end this tiring week, the zeros planned to watch a movie on a cinema not far from their favorite hangout spot. And obviously, they were excited about it, especially since it was one of the most anticipated movies for months. Romanovna’s Lia and Scythe’s Sunwoo were the ones that got to the cinema first, but instead of buying the popcorns they all needed for the movie, they went to to a cafe next door and bought drinks for themselves. When Altefiore’s Xiyeon arrived and asked about the popcorns, Sunwoo nonchalantly answered her question with: “I decided I’m just gonna steal someone’s later.” earning sighs from the others.

After almost all of them waited for half an hour inside the cinema building, the zeros finally able to come inside the designated room for the movie. Then when it was about to start, Courthlace’s Yoonseo finally came and hurriedly sat on her booked seat, successfully made Caintje’s Felix suspicious since she was surprisingly not that late, before he realized that her outfit is literally her sleeping outfit. “You’re gross,”  Reiss’ Jihoon pointed out jokingly, earning a smack in the arm from Yoonseo. Meanwhile Letheris’ Soobin was too busy hugging his bucket of popcorn at that time—protecting it from a popcorn stealer beside him—to even realize what was Yoonseo wearing. Thankfully, the movie started not long after, making they all calmed down and relaxed after a long week they’ve been through.

Two hours of movie really made them hungry, especially when there was only two bucket of popcorns for ten people. Scarvaine’s Chaewon then came up with an idea to have a dinner together at a restaurant across the street; said that she already checked the reviews and it was pretty good, both for their wallet and their stomach. Too hungry to argue and came up with another restaurant recommendation, they all agreed to Chaewon’s suggestion and had dinner together there—before everyone regretted the said idea when Meirhart’s Jaemin and Ignarev’s Jeno weren’t afraid to act all lovey-dovey, feeding each other, in front of their friends. “I think I’m going to puke,” said Soobin to the couple in front of him, followed by Sunwoo’s whisper: “I’m gonna nuke them next time.”