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“YOUNG AND DUMB, MY JEANS ALL RIPPED UP, I DON’T CARE IF I’M A MISFIT.”

(ROCK ‘N’ ROLL!) we at our threshold to this desolate, endangered the entirety of the buffoonery and whirl. Endamage all the six-strings, chanting ‘til our throat aching, resonance of the drums overfill the vacuous on the asteroid. Analytic for the absent personage who could whirl, tandem: looking for their forgotten-soul between 1998-2010, allowing ALL GENDER to examine the particles that forsaken on their symphonize. Douse your tweedy garments, strike a pose! Catch your available seat and make sure to be well-prepared for our mirth, check it on our licenced page: OUR FACES LIST.

Hurling my overtunes! There, mind about this jotter that deliver me to what lies ahead. Packed with scrumptious fortitude (NAME + USERNAME.) launching with my enticing identity, MUSE. Take a note, i’m pleased to strike a pose. #SPRESZ

Ready to make the world live in our FULL OF PUNK VIBES? Catch us on @SKATERIEZBOT. (CHASE YOUR DREAM, LIVING LIKE A ROCKSTAR!)
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ✶་ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝓣𝗵𝗲
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝓢𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗼𝘄 𝓐𝗰𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗺𝘆
ㅤㅤGreetings, brethren and fellow anomalies.
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤThe Recruitment Decree

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ  We broadcast these tidings and
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ  send our warmest regards to all
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ  weary travelers.

We, @TheSchroder, are unsealing our gates for the second time, seeking new recruits to occupy the void and liven up the lonely souls drifting through this grim and harrowing reality.

Before you leap through the portal, ensure your designation hasn't already been claimed on our Taken List.

We summon souls across the timeline:

જ 🦹🏻‍♀️   The Vanguards (Oldest): 1998–2003
🦹🏻.      The Intermediates (Middle): 2004–2007
જ 🦹🏻‍♂️   The Neophytes (Youngest): 2008–2011

📩 Transmission Format
Dispatch your credentials to @SchroderBot using the official format below:

My warmest salutations. I am [Name + @username], manifesting through the visage of [Muse]. I was birthed from the unknown, emerging into a world that roared in celebration during the year [Birth Year]. I pledge to stand amidst the impending apocalypse, fighting alongside this found family bound by our own collective delusions.

We send our utmost respect. This is the final transmission you shall receive. Tick tock. 🚪

Upchar.

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ㅤPINK CLOUDS BREATHE
ㅤGUIDING YOU TOWARD KIIIVERSE.
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A ribbon of of peach-cream dawn just untied itself over @KiiiVerses, letting five soft vacancies float down like petals from a half-remembered dream. The city is calling its chosen dreamers again:

Jiyu Seo, Leesol Lee, Sui Lee, Haum Kwak, and Kya Park.

The universe left these seats warm for you 𖹭 tucked tiny clouds around them, and waited; peek at the glowing taken list, trace the notes kissed in rose-colored ink, then let the dream gently pull you home 🪽 ꣼ ׅ ۫

I, (Name + @), tiptoe to KiiiVerse as (Your Muse). Trials melted into rose mist, now i just want your hand and the sleepy forever past the clouds! ꢾ𓍢ִ໋

When the sun yawns goodnight, slip this little wish to @KiiiVerseBot! If the dream chooses you too, a gentle morse-code wave will find you like a secret heartbeat under blankets, saying welcome home.