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ㅤ   (STATED OPEN GATE: @SJARNS)
ㅤ   🧳🛩ㅤ... ㅤ“Present Your Soul!”

Signs are not crests strength ascends. Chicago’s winter haven evokes through paradoxical libery, seasonal moratorium vouchsafed as respite for our soul. We subsist upon invocation that sculpted in frost. The skyscraper snatch toward snow-gray heavens, around these further emblems, postboxes yawn with unsent letters. Moreover, the scarves and mittens hanging ready. Streets stretch out white with frost, while taken list glows within.

INTERVAL CANTICLE “Devotee Aloneness!” Enticement: Telephones tolling through frost-smitten corridors, and so we summon 2000-2010s family members wanted. If your soul aligns with us, proclaim it through @TheSjarnBot:

       Declared amidst evermost avenue
       beneath icicles, mufflers, and this
       pleasant radiance solitary screens.ㅤ
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

Test.. test.. SCYPIESSSS!!! 🔊 It’s been a while since we last caught up on what’s happening in our neighborhood. So grab your snacks and take a look at their latest update here! 👀

First off, The Schäfer Familie, Noctrel, and Sjarn are on the lookout for new members! If you’re interested in joining a family, be sure to check out their poster. REMEMBERRRR... make them your first and only choice, Scypies, no double families allowed 👊🏻

NEXTTT, there’s an exciting reveal coming from the Morthen family! 🫣 Curious about who their members are? Don’t miss out on their reveal agenda and show you support by using their twibbon and hashtag #MorthenLastSignal! 🧐

Now, let’s celebrate KickFlip’s comeback and be sure to use their twibbon and hashtag #MyFirstKick to join the hype 🥳

Lastlyyyy, our Meliza and her group, ILLIT, are set to return with their 3rd Digital Single. So, make sure to use their twibbon #ILLITiShineBubee && #MELIZAiShineBubee and hashtag to join their excitement! 💖

Alright, Scypies! That’s all for today’s updates. We’re wishing all the good luck to all of our neighbors’ agendas. See you on the next update, Scypies! 🩵

STARTING SOON
Shoreline Waiting Room
“Audio and tides, check.
Chat... Behaving, maybe?”

The screen fades in before the countdown even finishes. It was a few seconds too early. The shoreline seems busy today. Waves overlap each other the same way chat messages do. Aquamarine settles in, the stream’s going on live whether they are ready or not.

“Woah—wait, okay okay. Hi, Chat! I’m here! Too early... Again, you say? Yeah, I know. SO, I double check the list of this month’s Pearls of the Tide before our zatsu, ANDDD they go to @GyuTeam, @HusetTilSorguine, @Monstaesan, @TheMeirhart, @HouseOfLetheris, @heartchupie, and @JYPERSPACE!"

Aquamarine sits back, feeling satisfied, watching the name ripple through the chat like dropped pebbles.

Stream ending in 3... 2... 1.
Otsupies, @DropTheScythe! 🐬

Coming soon, 7 April 2026 at 7 PM.

📝 Live chat for Aquamarine’s new model!

👤 CANTIKKKK BANGET

👤 CANTIKKKKK

👤 Pretty, gorgeous = scythe!

👤 CONGRATS SCYTHEEEEE, LUV YALLLLL ❤️❤️❤️

👤 kalian lah famguy favoriteku, soo talenteddd!

👤 CONGRATS ON YOUR NEW MODEL, SCYTHEEEE! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

👤 Scythe... Cantik... Sekali... NAKSIR.

👤 CONGRATULATIONS, SCYTHEE!!!! 😭❤️

👤 HELLO SO PRETTYYY

👤 Cantik sekalii 🥹🥹🥹❤️❤️

👤 AWWW SUCH A BEACH BADDIE MOTHER AQUAAA!!! 😘💅🏻

👤 congratulations, scythee 🧉

👤 CANTIIIIIIK MOTHER OF THE SHOREEEE KEREN SCYTHEEEEEEEEE

👤 omg thats so pretty, scythe 🥺 hoping there will be a lot of event from you guys!

👤 SCYTHE IS THE MOST TALENTED FAMGUY EVER! All of you, so gorgeous 🥹🫶🏻

👤 CONGRATS ON YOUR NEW MODEL 🤍🤍🤍

👤 CONGRATULATIONS, SCYTHEEE!!!!!!!

👤 pretty preeeeetttyyyy 🥹 scythe, aku makin naksir sama famguy kalian

👤 congrats on revealing the new model, scytheee

👤 CANTIK BANGET AQUAMARINE, KAGUM

👤 AQUAAA SO GORGEOUSS!

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Aw

We have a wayang version too 😭

She wants to join Pandavva