MEGANTHROPUS PALEOJAVAQUELLER.
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“Aforesaid which are condemned in the glamorous boldness of the high society in an aim whose crescendo’s not commemorate.”

Those are wayward in weathering the heart-throb of yielding the curse: How @Mitllers liberated from that curse, my @MitllersBot.
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Our dearest, Xiangling.
Cheers to you for another trip around the sun. May your birthday be as pleasant and awesome as you always are!

Ta-da! A birthday celebration wouldn't be complete without a bowl of Dragon Beard Noodles!
It's an all-new Xiangling original blend this time too! Every strand cooked to perfection, every bite guaranteed to tickle your tastebuds!
Hey, Guoba, slow down! Haha, looks like he thinks the noodles are amazing too!
C'mon, don't just stand there! Here, take these chopsticks! Well? How is it? Has my cooking lived up to your expectations?

Written by Xiangling.

Solemnly, @CaIamityQueller.
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Our dearest, Kinich.
Cheers to you for another trip around the sun. May your birthday be as pleasant and awesome as you always are!

A lot of extreme sports seem complicated, but as long as you put in the hard work, they're really not that hard to pick up."
"Tch! You make it sound so easy. Then why are you still protecting them, huh? It's not like anyone would cry if they fell."
"My bad... I forgot to lock Ajaw up."
"—Alright, he won't be bothering us anymore. Now, try to copy what I'm doing, use your hand to prop yourself up.

Written by Kinich.

Solemnly, @CaIamityQueller.
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Our dearest, Keqing.
Cheers to you for another trip around the sun. May your birthday be as pleasant and awesome as you always are!

You crafted these earrings yourself? Such an exquisite design.
So they're made from Natlan's ores... The texture is indeed quite distinct from Liyue's glaze materials.
I never imagined you possessed the skill to craft fine jewelry. This is very thoughtful of you.
As it happens, I've just finished my duties for the day. Shall we take a stroll through the marketplace together? Oh, and if you find anything you like, please allow me the pleasure of covering the cost.

Written by Keqing.

Solemnly, @CaIamityQueller.
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Our dearest, Wriothesley.
Cheers to you for another trip around the sun. May your birthday be as pleasant and awesome as you always are!

So eager to summon me to the Pankration Ring, are you planning to show off the results of your recent training?
Hold on, just a second. All contestants must thoroughly check their gear before the match begins.
This coat... Hmm, best leave it in the spectator stands. Who knows, by the time we're done, it might end up with some more stickers.
How many do you think there'll be? Care to make a wager?

Written by Wriothesley.

Solemnly, @CaIamityQueller.
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Our dearest, Sucrose.
Cheers to you for another trip around the sun. May your birthday be as pleasant and awesome as you always are!

"Let me try the experiment again with this ratio. It should work this time..."
"Shhh, keep it down, Traveler! We must surprise her with this big sur— Uh-oh!"
"—Hm? Traveler? Paimon? What brings you here?
Sorry... I tend to get so absorbed in my research that I lose track of everything around me... Um, is there something I can help you with?"

Written by Sucrose.

Solemnly, @CaIamityQueller.
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Our dearest, Kaeya.
Cheers to you for another trip around the sun. May your birthday be as pleasant and awesome as you always are!

Hey, cute little kitty, care to strike a deal with me?
When the Traveler comes over for a card duel with me later, I need you to hop up on the table and mess up the cards.
That'll be my cue to whip out the gift I've prepared. I promise, if you pull this off, you'll get an endless stash of fish treats.
So, what do you say? If you're in, gimme a fist bump!

Written by Kaeya.

Solemnly, @CaIamityQueller.
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Our dearest, Ganyu.
Cheers to you for another trip around the sun. May your birthday be as pleasant and awesome as you always are!

I—I'm not busy with official duties right now... I'm just reading this poetry collection I recently bought.
Everyone's been telling me that I've worked too hard lately and need to take a moment to unwind. Reading some poetry feels perfect for that.
Somehow, my master found out about this and sent me her newly improved pinwheel mechanism.
It's so nostalgic! Compared to the one I used to play with as a child, this one is much more intricate and delicate. Though, perhaps it's not the mechanism that's grown smaller, but me who's grown up.

Written by Ganyu.

Solemnly, @CaIamityQueller.
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