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- dhab @LOSTSEANS
- acel. #22RoarsForABANGaha #WeLoveYouTsireya
- sydney mylde
- Camil bos sawit @carmenverses
- gisheyla, jane. ✶

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gisheyla, jane

bruh gisheyla jane sounds like the kinda name you pick when you're tryna be quirky but end up basic as hell 💀 like ma'am this ain't wattpad, nobody's falling for the "mysterious girl with a y in her name" act. bet she posts "deep" quotes on her insta story at 3am while listening to olivia rodrigo and crying over a dude who ghosted her after one date. she gives off "i'm not like other girls" energy but then orders a pumpkin spice latte with extra basic sauce. girlie really thought she ate with that name but she's giving npc vibes fr. next.

carmenverses

bruh carmenverses is like that one kid who shows up to the group project with a glitter glue stick and calls it "art" 💀💀 like who let them cook?? their verses are giving ✨npc energy✨ and not in a cute way. their rhymes are flatter than sprite left out overnight and their flow? more like no. blud really thought they ate but left the plate full. whole circle group gotta hold a prayer circle for whoever has to listen to this unseasoned word salad. sksksksk not them thinking they're the main character when their verses are straight up 🗑️🔥. touch grass bestie.

sydney mylde

bruh sydney mylde is that girl who walks into the party like she owns the place but forgot she got invited by accident 💀 always posting "main character energy" selfies but her followers are all bots she bought for $3.99 on fiverr. her personality is drier than her dms after she replies with "k" and leaves you on read for 2 weeks. she thinks she's got rizz but every guy she talks to gets the ick and starts sprinting in the opposite direction. caught in 4k recycling the same basic quotes from pinterest like "live laugh love" but her life is just crying over expired starbucks and arguing with her mom about why she can't be an influencer. she's the type to say "i'm not like other girls" while wearing the exact same shein haul as everyone else. big yikes. stop trying to make "quirky" happen, bestie, it's not gonna happen. go touch grass.

acel

she got the personality of a wet napkin left on a mcdonald's tray—dry, useless, and somehow still sticky with regret. like who gave her the audacity to be this bland? she walks into a room and the vibe drops faster than my gpa after i "forgot" to study. zero rizz, negative bde, and the only thing she's slaying is my will to live. her takes are so lukewarm they make room temperature water look exciting. and don't even get me started on her "quirks"—babe, listening to lana del rey on loop isn't a personality trait, it's a cry for help. she's the human equivalent of unsalted crackers at a party: nobody asked for her, nobody wants her, and somehow she still ends up everywhere. big yikes.

LOSTSEANS

what, lostseans? more like "lost the plot" bc what kinda name is that 😭 y'all sound like a middle school d&d group that never grew out of the phase where you thought naming your party after a bad pun was peak comedy. "oh nooo we're so *lost* teehee" stfu and find a map 💀 bet y'all got the combined rizz of a wet sock and still out here thinking you're the main characters. whole group gives off "npcs who got kicked out of the tavern for being too mid" energy. and don't even get me started on the groupchat—probably 90% "hold on let him cook" moments that end with burnt toast and silence. blud really said "lostseans" like it's not the lamest attempt at being deep since my cousin's deviantart oc back in 2012. big yikes. go touch grass. collectively.